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What a shock: James O’Keefe is a career racist.

So yeah, the kid who dressed like a pimp to do his best to wreck ACORN?* Got his picture taken at a white nationalist enclave that was too crazy, even, for the Leadership Institute, which employed him at the time. Oh, and LI fired him for this, too, which…should sound familiar:

Meanwhile, O’Keefe lost his job at the Leadership Institute in 2007 after a prank call he made to an Ohio-based Planned Parenthood clinic. During the call, O’Keefe offered a donation to the clinic on the condition that it would be earmarked to pay for aborting African-American fetuses. “Because there's definitely way too many black people in Ohio,” O’Keefe remarked to the receptionist. “So, I'm just trying to do my part.” Leadership Institute founder Morton Blackwell said O'Keefe's stunts went beyond the right-wing group's standards. “He wanted to do sting operations that would affect legislation; he made some calls which have been covered in the news media to Planned Parenthood," Blackwell told the New York Times. "That was beyond the scope of what we had hired him to do. We are an educational organization. We are not an activist organization.” Blackwell told O'Keefe he had to choose between his job and his activism, "and he said he was committed to the activism," according to the Times.

BTW, in case you don’t get the “black babies” thing, that’s a big part of late Christian conservative pro-life belief: birth control and abortion rights are a remnant of eugenics beliefs and laws, and meant to keep the lower classes in check. Planned Parenthood is specifically maligned as a – literally Nazi, often – organization that’s all about making poor brown women abort their babies.

It’s a somewhat convincing story, if you want to be convinced, as Margaret Sanger was not a very pleasant or kind person, kinda racist like people decades back from where you’re standing tend to be, and yeah, a big promoter of eugenics. She worked with people who were involved in the German eugenics program that turned into The Final Solution, so…that doesn’t look good.

The lie of this version of the story, of course, is that it relies on people’s collective forgetting, based on shame – eugenics laws were barely dead and gone in my home state of Oregon when I hit high school in the eighties. Those things were huge, they were everywhere, this is crime we all own – you can’t even really point left or right on that one.

And uh, in real life, the Third Reich put a permanent stink on the whole idea, for most people. And Planned Parenthood is not the same organization it was at its founding, any more than recent abortion rights campaigns and movements – and continuing birth control fights – are the exact same thing as Sanger’s campaign to distribute birth control information through the US mail.

Also, this is like when conservatives claim to be feminist because Sarah Palin’s mocked for proving herself a fool over and over, or when they all wanted to dump all the Social Security funds into the stock market a few years ago: all about black men. (See, the story goes, black American men tend to die earlier, so they get the rawest deal of all on Social Security. No kidding.) All you really need to say to any of that is “Yeah, but you don’t give a fuck about women or black people, so you’re jerking my chain right now.”

Anyway, there’s more of O’Keefe’s story at Salon and One People’s Project, including the exciting tale of how he got kicked out of his dorm at Rutgers for…being a total racist. (He was also the kid who did the “Affirmative Action Bake Sale” a few years back…did not know that.)

And thanks, Doug, for the heads up on this. Whoo hoo.

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*Which didn’t actually happen, as it turned out – the organization’s bloodied, but ACORN came back swinging, so…been thinking I needed to do some volunteer work again, anyway. See where I land and if they’ve got any use for me, I guess.

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More Apple fun…

…looks like not only is the iPad going to be AT&T only in the US, the iPhone’s staying that way, too.

Which makes a trifecta of dashed iFolks’ hopes this year: no multitasking, no Flash, now no release from AT&T exclusivity, either.

Given that in the last week or so, said iFolks’ have changed their tunes on multitasking (which is now evil and it confuses your grandma, and who’d ever want it?) and Flash (which is now evil and decrepit, and we all totally knew that all along, even though we were salivating over the prospect two weeks ago, plus HTML5!), look for the praises of AT&T sung loud and strong Real Soon Now by the same fanatics currently trying to figure out how everybody’s going to buy the iPad they already don’t want.

And look for sane, fed up Apple people to start exiting the iPhone platform this year. This one, I was not expecting at all, but Apple? Thank you so much. You have truly delivered beyond expectations, just being you.

Oh, and if your iPhone app has an Android alternate that got an award or honor with Android in the title, you’re not allowed to mention that in the App Store, anymore. In fact, it seems pretty clear that you’re not allowed to mention Android, ever, in the App store, as in “The most popular XXXXX on iPhone and Android!” or “You know, I can fucking mention that the iPhone version got an award over in the Android Market, assholes.” 

Dear Flash of Genius, LLC,

Thank you for submitting Flash of Genius: SAT Vocab 2.2 to the App Store. During our review of your application, we found that your application contains inappropriate or irrelevant platform information in the Application Description and/or Release Notes sections.

Providing future platform compatibility plans or other general platform references are not relevant in the context of the iPhone App Store. While your application has not been rejected, it would be appropriate to remove "Finalist in Google's Android Developer's Challenge!" from the Application Description.

Please log into iTunes Connect to make appropriate changes to the Application Description now to avoid an interruption in the availability of Flash of Genius: SAT Vocab 2.2 on the iPhone App Store.

Regards,

iPhone Developer Program

Note emphasis (mine): your app wasn’t rejected, we just won’t sell it until you remove the offending reference to any other smart phone platform.

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Testing Wordbook…

Have you seen this brand new thing? It is the best!

Hope video embeds work with this one:

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Writers Workshop of Horror is up for some awards…

Been so busy with the computer phones, I keep forgetting to mention this stuff. Michael Knost reminded with an email today.

So the book featuring my Stephen King essay (and that’s totally got to be why it’s nominated, I mean, look at the ToC full of losers in there with me) is up for “Best Dark Genre Book of Non-Fiction” in Dark Scribe Magazine’s 3rd annual Black Quill Awards.

Also, and much more recent, Writers Workshop of Horror made the preliminary Stoker ballot for “Superior Achievement in Nonfiction” this week. As only six entries made the prelim list, we’ve got a better-than-average shot at the final ballot, and whatever my oft-expressed points of difference with the Horror Writers Association, this is pretty cool.

Anyway, thanks to Mike for asking me to be in a book with likes of…pretty much everybody else on that list. Break me off one of the cupolas on that ugly statue if we get the Stoker, man.

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Now you got a reason to REALLY hate the Watchmen movie.

Remember how, immediately, when it became The First Comic Book for Adults, Ever overnight and sold like hotcakes and so of course a prequel was planned, and sequels and blah blah blah? And they never happened, and there’s been this uneasy truce where DC fucked Moore when the book succeeded way beyond any possible expectations, but they’re not going to fuck him that way?

That’s over, apparently.

But the news broke that Paul Levitz was stepping down from DC Comics as both President and Publisher, I wondered what that meant for the possibility of a Watchmen sequel. Certainly in a hundred years, you couldn’t expect there not to be one.

Well, it seems to be happening a lot sooner than I thought. I understand now that this considered a pet project of Dan DiDio, SVP-Executive Editor. That he is determined to impress new bosses by building on DC’s biggest selling comic book of all time with multiple prequel comic miniseries and spinoff ongoing projects.

I understand that both Alan Moore and Dave Gibbons have to be offered first refusal before any of these titles could be published. But if they don’t want to work on them themselves (and Alan Moore is never going to agree), DiDio has been sounding out people who might be willing to take on the task.

While some creators are reticent, the argument goes if there are a number of Watchmen spinoff projects, any blame or shame can be spread on many shoulders. The sales are expected to be massive, whatever the hardcore fanboy reaction and such expected sales benefits will be shared amongst the creative teams.

Fuck.

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Cry me a river, lady.

"Enough is enough!" Democratic Congresswoman Shelley Berkley said in a statement. "President Obama needs to stop picking on Las Vegas and he needs to let Americans decide for themselves how and where to spend their hard-earned vacation dollars."

Aw, the gambling and whores state is hurting.

This is rich, too:

"The President needs to lay off Las Vegas and stop making it the poster child for where people shouldn't be spending their money," Reid said. "I would much rather tourists and business travelers spend their money in Las Vegas than spend it overseas."

Yeah – hey, you! Taking your kids to see where their family came from this year! Are you kidding? Really, you need to see Rome? No, you need to be in Las Vegas, pouring your hard-earned vacation dollars down a toilet. You’re destroying America if you’re not doing that!

And remember folks, these are the Democrats.

Oh, and note to Nevada: gold and cows are actually worth something. Produce more of both. That’s how actual “industry” works, and then your state doesn’t go way in the toilet every time people don’t have money to waste, anymore.

There you go.

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The delusion is strong in this one.

Um.

So let me see if I’ve got this straight:

  1. Doing less than the iPhone is actually a strength.
  2. The answer to “It doesn’t make phone calls” is “Buy another phone!” You don’t want to make phone calls on your handheld computer phone, you just thought you were happy doing that.
  3. And he doesn’t mean “Buy another iPhone,” because he flat-out admits it isn’t a very good phone. But you should totally buy this new giant iPhone with no phone in it.
  4. No, he actually states it: buy a basic, cheap phone that just makes phone calls. (Can it send SMS, too, at least?)
  5. The answer to “What, they stuck with AT&T and that’s your only choice for data? Are you kidding?” is “I know, but what can you do except use WiFi only until AT&T has working 3G?”
  6. But you should pay for a data connection on your new iPad, anyway, and stop paying for one for your new phone, whichever that may be.
  7. Your current iPhone will become your new iPod! See how that works?
  8. Your current iPod will become an undefined “supplement” to your…new iPod. WTF?
  9. Even though the iPhone has made no inroads in enterprise and RIM still dominates that space (and smart phones, generally, in the US), the iPhone somehow upended the market and hurt RIM.
  10. There was no mobile web until iPhone. Jesus, that one’s hysterical.
  11. The mobile web has lost its appeal.
  12. YOU HAVE TO STOP USING YOUR SMART PHONE TO BROWSE THE WEB. IT’S BAD, M’KAY.
  13. BlackBerry phones have no web browsing capabilities. (Seriously, is this guy writing from an alternate universe?)

So anyway, you’re going to pay AT&T for a data plan that doesn’t work and buy a free-with-contract phone from another carrier. That’s how compelling the iPad is. You will actually bend over backward and stick your head up your ass and out your armpit to accommodate it. Everyone will do this.

Jebus. The sheer number of people who get paid to write about tech business losing their shit like this in public this week is staggering.

Oh, and I keep hearing this, and it’s awesome:

It also works as a laptop replacement for the kind of basic work we do most of the time when we're on the road: working with email, Web pages, and Web forms; creating and editing documents, spreadsheets, and presentations; catching up on our reading; and handling work tasks like order entry that today's iPhone apps only hint at.

“We?” I run the Adobe suite all day, and Dreamweaver, and if I’m going to do a presentation? I have to actually use PowerPoint, because despite the hype, applications that mimic Office don’t always do a great job producing Office files. And that’s most true about presentations. And if I’m the guy using the weird software that screws everything up instead of freaking Office like everybody else is using, guess how I look?*

So there’s my basic work I do most of the time. People keep insisting I’ll be able to do that on the giant iPod Touch. I ain’t buying.

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*You know what would really suck, though? If I were an iTunes/iPod user. Because you know what I can do on my Windows laptop or any of the netbooks that are so popular right now, the same way tablets aren’t, that I won’t be able to on the iPad? Sync with an iPod. Presumably, that doesn’t matter, either, and I really need to get rid of this silly notion that my music belongs on a small device that fits in a pocket.

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Well, I guess Best Picture’s out in your Oscar pool…

From the official announcement site today:

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At least it’s not Avatar.

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Insert OB “The revolution will not be…” joke here.

 

New record, fully streaming from his site. Right on, right aown.

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Oh, man…

I have not watched any of the Harry Palmer movies in so long. I feel a nineteen-year-old dream essay coming on about why you suck if you ever picked James Bond.

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